If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game
I hate it when people take pictures of their face
and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
(Source: legend4ry)
mom stop complaining and just let me be fergalicious for once
(Source: theyellovvbrickroad)
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
When your friend has to leave early.
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
